I just read Zane and the Hurricane by Rodman Philbrick. It's a pretty serious book about the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, but one of the characters loves to tell jokes. I thought I'd share a few, since I know you guys love joke books (and I'm hoping to have more added to our collection this year). If you'd like to share a joke of your own, leave a comment below.
What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A watchdog!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants!
What do you call a train loaded with gum?
A chew-chew train!
Why did the turkey cross the street?
Because he wasn't chicken!
What did the ocean say to the ship?
Nothing, it just waved!
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